'funny' Category

  • Apr
    13
    2009

    or, A Bulleted List of Funny Things About a License Plate I Saw In The Parking Lot At Whole Foods

    Nothing says “gangsta” like “prestige tag”
    Nothing says “gangsta” like “shopping at Whole Foods”
    Life is full of Hard Knox in Virginia, but the fall foliage can be pretty spectacular
    Only a true Gangsta is hard enough to display their gangstaness on the back of a white Pontiac
    The Shenendoah Valley has been woefully underrepresented in the whole EastCoast [...]

  • Feb
    02
    2009

    This one fires on pretty much all cylinders for me:

    Music Nerd
    Programming Nerd
    Irony Nerd
    Economics Nerd
    Net Humor Nerd
    Stats Nerd
    Charts & Graphs Nerd
    Liberal Political Value System Nerd

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  • Jan
    20
    2009

    More mildly amusing stuff from work

    The video capture is not, in fact, the Arsonists Caught on Tape, but of the ad that preceded the video of the aforementioned arsonists, in which this guy burns all his luggage cause now he’s got gotomeeting and is going to Do More while Travelling Less, and apparently never go on vacation again. I’d qualify [...]

  • Jan
    19
    2009

    Here on Captain Santa Island

    15 men on a dead man’s chest / Yo-Ho-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum!

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  • Jan
    18
    2009

    Skull Pancake

    Found while making pancakes this morning

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  • Jan
    08
    2009

    (Yes, I am going to hell for poking fun at this poor woman)

    …so Jessica’s mom, she lives out in Santa Fe, and she has a neighbor that’s very, very old. And, being as they’re in the High Desert, where the air is thin, this old lady, she’s got an oxygen tank she lugs around with her. And so she wants to park right in front of her [...]

  • Aug
    08
    2008

    cursing == funnny

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  • Jul
    15
    2008

    Gender Bias in the MEdia Mall

    check out these actual menus from the “Games” section of the crappy Cingular/AT&T Media mall thing on my cellphone:

    New Releases
    Featured Games
    Most Popular
    Free This Week
    Her Favorites

    Wedding Dash
    Bejeweled
    Text Twist Turbo
    Cake Mania 2: Bake Off!
    Diner Dash 2
    Midnight Bowling
    Super Mah Jong Quest (sic)
    Collapse! Chaos
    Slingo Quest
    Ms. PAC-MAN by Namco
    Bubble Bash
    The Sims 2
    Frogger
    Love Triangle: Dating Challenge
    Fashion Mogul
    More…

    Games for Guys

    Tiger Woods PGA [...]

  • Jul
    11
    2008

    Just for the record, my wife is *not* a carpet-bagging a-hole

    Although you wouldn’t know it form reading her one line in this article, which I like to call, “Hey! Did You Know New Yorkers are Dickbags Where-ever They Go? Let’s Reinforce Some Regional Stereotypes!!”
    I just want it stated:

    Jessica talked to the author for 20 minutes about how great she thought Atlanta was, and this quote [...]

  • Nov
    25
    2007

    Undserstaning language is important, I guess

    …so here’s something you might not know about me. Even though I have a fancy schmancy music degree from a fancy schmancy university, am an indie rock snob to the point of making my daughter listen to lullaby renditions of Radiohead to lull her to sleep, I, Chip Harlan, Mister “I have no guilty [...]

 
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