• Jun
    29
    2007

    The 10 commandments of the 10 Commandments

    1. You should read these periodically to get a sense of how much simpler life was 3000 years ago. Seriously, there’s no “Thou shalt not drive in the HOV lane alone” or “Thou shall pay thine artists for the music they hath created” or “Thou Shalt Thinkest Global and Actest Local” or anything. 2. Most […]

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  • Jun
    22
    2007

    Dear Flash Web Developers

    I know you like to show off your flash-movie-making skills. I know it’s tons of fun to make images fade in and out, and to make text scroll across the screen. I know this kind of stuff makes your clients pop like 1,000 boners and fall over themselves to give you more work. But you […]

  • Jun
    21
    2007

    Meet CTU’s newest recruit!

  • Jun
    19
    2007

    Melodies don’t need to be complex

    As witnessed by this Heatmiser tune, which has been running through my head a solid week now. The entire song’s melody (except for that little bridge there) is made from the same 4 notes. [audio:12_Not_Half_Right.mp3] And I love how on the third chord, the melody hangs on the 9th of that II7 – it adds […]

  • Jun
    05
    2007

    A box of newports, and puma sweats

    Now here I am, not even a week after writing about stealing the new Elliott Smith, and sorta vowing not to download music illegally, but there I am on isohunt, and it’s staring me in the face: 3rd Bass – The Cactus Album. I’m not made of stone! Granted, I did buy the cassette back […]

  • Jun
    04
    2007

    SMOB – afterthought

    …so when we got afterthought from the presser, we had a friend of ours pick them up form the Post Office. He left them in his car, thought, and, late-90’s Brooklyn being what it was, his car got broken into. There were copies of the CD scattered on the floor of his car, amongst the […]

  • Jun
    04
    2007

    Sacred Monkeys of Bali – rain delay

    Rain Delay is a collection of all the songs we finished from the Tin Pan Alley session, but never released (we were planning on 2 or 3 EPs, which, well, never happened). Andrew shows his producer chops on Deliberate, when he told me to sing as quietly as possible, and we double-tracked the vocals, for […]

  • Jun
    04
    2007

    Lorne Greene Preservation Society – This Fish is a Stapler

    The LGPS was born at around 3:00 AM after a long night of drinking, when Andrew and I decided to write an ode (on Deck II, which dates it at around, like 1996-7ish?) to our favorite late night diner, the New Purity (back when it was on 7th & union – I think that space […]

  • Jun
    04
    2007

    Secretariat – Acremaker

    This is an album Trevor made of songs from the last (or should I say, most-current) incarnation of Secretariat. I did a lot of the backup vocals, as well as contributed to the arrangements (as did Stephen, Stacin, and Ryan). Funny story about the lyrics of Wonderin’ – Ryan had kept mishearing one lyric as […]

  • Jun
    02
    2007

    Dear writers of lost

    You had it for a while, and then you blew it. I hope you enjoy antagonizing your viewers in your show’s Sopranos-esque progression to irrelevance. Sincerely, Your frustrated-to-the-point-of-apathy audience

 
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