check out these actual menus from the “Games” section of the crappy Cingular/AT&T Media mall thing on my cellphone:

• New Releases
• Featured Games
• Most Popular
• Free This Week
• Her Favorites
  • Wedding Dash
  • Bejeweled
  • Text Twist Turbo
  • Cake Mania 2: Bake Off!
  • Diner Dash 2
  • Midnight Bowling
  • Super Mah Jong Quest (sic)
  • Collapse! Chaos
  • Slingo Quest
  • Ms. PAC-MAN by Namco
  • Bubble Bash
  • The Sims 2
  • Frogger
  • Love Triangle: Dating Challenge
  • Fashion Mogul
  • More…
• Games for Guys
  • Tiger Woods PGA Tour
  • Big Range Hunting
  • NCAA Football 09
  • WWE Smackdown
  • METAL GEAR
  • Street Fighter II: Champion Edition
  • Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
  • Midnight Bowling 2
  • Fast & Furious: Fugitive
  • Scarface: Money Power Respect
  • Gothic 3-The Beginning
  • South Park Imaginationland
  • Bourne Conspiracy
  • Mercenaries 2
  • USA Bass Championship
  • More…

I’ll save you the witty commentary because you’re an adult and can make up your own witty commentary (although I will point out that while bowling is the one thing that men and women can get together on, apparently girls suck at it too much to deserve the sequel). Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to talk to Demetri about the co-designing my new game, Lace Doily 3